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The New TF2 Class.. EXPOSED! 
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Post The New TF2 Class.. EXPOSED!
I found this very funny. Some guy started this thread about "New Class Ideas!" Found here

The second replay is priceless

The Forum Poster:

Appearance: Pasty, overweight late teens/early 20s male with glasses, buck teeth, and a nasal, snorting laugh.

Weapons: Keyboard (primary; melee weapon), E-Peen (secondary, melee weapon), Bag of Cheetos (tertiary, melee weapon)

Attacks: Wields keyboard while ranting incoherently about balance. Wields E-Peen while ranting incoherently about noobs. Wields Bag of Cheetos while shoving handfuls into his gob.

Abilities: Stupidity (immune to reason), Denial (immune to anything he doesn't like), Breed Like Bunnies (no respawn timer)

Weaknesses: the Forum Poster's fragile ego makes him extremely weak. He'll usually go down with a barrage of harsh words, let alone a hail of bullets. However, don't forget that Forum Posters Breed Like Bunnies. Also, all of their attacks are melee attacks, but they'll do their best to beat you senseless with their incessant whining.

quickly followed by many more good ones including

The Ugly Fat Girl

Characteristics: Ugly Fat Girl

Weapons: Bad Breath

Galnog wrote:
Word to your moms.

Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:04 am
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