Buddy of mine found this and emailed me. Found it on some dating site.
Tile was "Dear Women Poster"

Here's what you tell me in your ads:

I am looking for someone who is tired of games and someone who isn't fake.
---You were easy but now you aren't.

I am not looking for drama.
---I will nag you before you nag me.

I am looking for something real.
---I'm too lazy to strike up a chat with a stranger. I'll let you continue doing the looking.

I only want honest men, no players.
---As soon as you open up to me with your secrets, I'm going to hold them against you for as long as I know you...I might even tell my friends.

I want someone who can stimulate me both intellectually and physically.
---Is your fat ass too lazy to do it yourself? Go read a book in a park, then tie this in with one of my above posts, give some guy a look and a smile. If that doesn't work, while at the park, do 50 yard sprints. That way you've covered all your bases and you aren't relying on someone else to do it.

They have to believe that money isn't everything.
---Best believe you are going to shell out big money to keep me from nagging.

I want someone who is outgoing but isn't afraid to curl up on the couch for a movie night.
---We'll go out on a couple dates then I won't want to go out anymore and I'll make you watch The Notebook or similar movies to ruin your friday and saturday nights from now on.

I want someone adventerous.
---I haven't done anything interesting since the last time someone held my hand and made me do it.